raccoon admiration day

January 9th
A day spent admiring raccoons. If you see a raccoon, you must bow.

“Guess what day it is”
“Raccoon admiration day?”
“Yeah shove it up your butt”

kick taylor day

the day where you can kick anyone named taylor!

hey do you know what day it is?
no! what is it?
it’s kick taylor day!

awesome let’s go find taylor