Marlboro

A town in New Jersey that's filled with rich, snobs who only care about themselves. Almost all the girls are sluts (seriously, pull up your shirts, I don't wanna see your boobs), and all they care about is their clothing and how rich they are. If you aren't rich or like the same things or shop at the same places, you're labeled a dumb, stupid weirdo. They could care less about you, are never true friends, and try to exclude people to purposely ruin their life, and then admit to wanting to ruin people's lives. The guys are asses who all wear Ed Hardy and act like they're so awesome, and think they never have to do anything and that they're the shit. Everyone lives in mansions and only cares about their money. Don't go there, 'cause all it is is a stink hole filled with rich snobs who only care about money, do drugs, get drunk, and have boyfriends, all starting in 5th grade.

Example 1:
Rich snob girl: OMG, look at her. She's not wearing Abercrombie, or Forever21, or Hollister. What a loser. She's not coming with us to get drunk and get high.

Example 2:
Rich Guido Jackass Guy: Wow, what a loser. That guy over there isn't wearing Ed Hardy, and he doesn't want to frickin get stoned or go out.

Example 3:

Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to Marlboro! I'm so sad!

Girl 2: Noo! You can't move there! It's filled with rich asses who only care about themselves!

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