sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

Manger

Man anger. A level of anger so intense it can only be reached by the male sex. Interestingly enough, manger is often caused by the female sex.

After Jan tried to force him to watch The View, Jeff was so mangry that he punched a hole in the wall.

Eric's manger problem was unable to be remedied by attending regular anger management classes.

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Cockaloid

A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.

Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"

Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."

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