gocta

your pad. the place where you live, if its worthy of the title. should ideally be capable of supporting a function.

Bradwick: "Damn crodie, where are we gonna slam these Pink Whitneys?"
Chartle: "No problem man let's just head back to my gocta. It's a few blocks away."

General common usage: "I took her to my gocta and I freaked it"

slackle

(verb) to give insane, sloppy, world-ending head

Lonkdor: "I for real got my ding-dong SLACKLED last night!"
Greebus: "No way man!"
Lonkdor: "I can barely WALK dude."

"Is it so hard to get someone to slackle my ding-dong?"

Shantz

Rizz (or charisma) that is based entirely on dumb luck; accidental rizz. Rizz that is completely unearned and undeserved, but works just as well.

"How did Dan get a date? He's terrible at talking to women."
"Somehow, he just wins them over with pure dumb luck and idiocy . That guy has crazy shantz."