Rock'n'Chair

The inability of rock legends to retire at a reasonable age.

"Man, I just went to see Bill Wyman's Rythmn Kings. They were great but their combined age must be about 650. It wasn't so much Rock'n'Roll as Rock'n'Chair."

Mourning TV

The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.

"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing Michael Jackson music videos. So I knew right away he was dead even before I heard the news broadcast."

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Chin-Bra

Wearing a face covering in a totally ineffective way.

Look at that idiot. He can't even wear a facemask properly. He thinks it's a chin-bra to support one of his chins.