Triangle Scrub

The best way to clean your genitalia. Using soap, you scub the area in a triangular fashion. This technique is usually used as a pre sexual routine.

Guy1: Imma triangle scrub till ma balls fall off.

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Ghost Buster

Covering your dick with a white cloth. After which you reveal the surprise and she goes in for a closer look. You then beat her over the head with your junk.

Girl 1: Why is your face bruised?
Girl 2: My bf decided to give me a ghost buster last night.

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Jimmy Neutron

The act of jimmying open the girls pants and then pouring acid in her vaginal region in order to hear her squeal.

Guy 1: Last night i totally gave this girl a jimmy neutron.

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Over the hedge

When a girl has an enormous bush and you have to eat your way over the hedge inorder to find the goods.

Guy 1: Whats that in your mouth?
Guy 2: I had to go over the hedge with my gf last night.

8👍 21👎

Hercules

While having sex you whip the bitch across the room and then rape her unconcious body for funzzies.

Guy 1: I hercules that hoe urryday.

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Ugly truth

Finiding out after you picked a girl up at a strip club that she actually has a dick.

Guy 1: I saw you leave with Candy last night.

Guy 2: Yeah I found out the ugly truth when we got back to my apartment.

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Danglin Roger

The act of attaching a circular weight on your ball sack in hopes of stretching it.

Guy 1: Can you set up my danglin roger?

Guy2: Yes. No homo.