stones

noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.

Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.

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foreski

Noun.
The foreskin of the penis. Foreski is used in place of the more medically sounding name of foreskin. It immediately instills a comical overture to words proceeding it.

That dumb whore gave such a poor blowjob she nearly shredded my foreski.

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