Alexander Rybak

Won Eurovision 2009 with the catchiest song on the planet. It consists of mispronounciation of words such as "do", which is pronounced as "diouuu".

He sings mostly about girls who he is obsessed with, though they usually report him to the Norwegian police in return.

He has a big smile and likes to eat people... especially Australian girls.

"Did you see that really tall guy eating girls last night?!"
"Ohmygosh, I know! He was such an Alexander Rybak".

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