Kenny Chesney Syndrome

Term used to describe men on online dating sites who only post pictures of themselves wearing a hat, sunglasses, or both to hide the fact that they are unattractive, cross-eyed or bald.

"This guy's cute but I totally think he has Kenny Chesney Syndrome, he has a hat on in every picture"

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Evacuate The Dancefloor

Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.

Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.

Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.

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