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a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
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After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.
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a male or female doctor that barely speaks, but makes you drop your drawers and looks in your most private of areas even if you came in for a sore throat.
that's the last time I see Dr. K-Y for a while, last time I went in the clinic for a cough and I coughed alright-with a finger stuck up my pooper.
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A common syndrome of especially any adult parents when they hear disturbing news about someone not just convicted, but even accused of molestation, neglect or abuse of a young person-they lose all faith in religion, the judicial system and give an almost equally disturbing graphic description of (if they could) what they would like to do to the usually man accused; ex. castrate with no anesthetic, disembowel, severly maim, etc. then let them face life incarceration or execution by law.
Did your mom forget her Xanax today or does she always have such an acute case of pedorile? When that story came on the news about that guy accused of fondling somebody underage at the county fair, she screamed curses at, then smashed the TV on the floor.
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a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.
That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.
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a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.
Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!
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