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Someone that tries to look (sneak a peek) at your twitter comments or other blods as you are typing them to someone else.
It's pissing me off that the guy next to me on the plane kept being a sneedertweeder.
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a person that crashes on your couch or somewhere in your dwelling uninvited-usually after a night of heavy partying.
I awoke this morning to find Judy's new friend, Phil being a free-bunker again at my apartment with stale beer breath.
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a usually male person that spends most of the waking hours pumping iron and socializing at the gym.
Brad is a real gymstar-he's here more than the manager. I think he just likes showing off those sweaty, ripped muscles to everyone constantly.
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Misspelling of barbecue-food marinated meat cooked usually outside on a hot grill. Also erroneously called barbeque by dumbasses/Southerners and lazy spellers.
I'm fixin' to git me some Bar-B-Q Y'all! Who's all comin' with?
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a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
instead of seeing a good-looking potential sexual mate nude. It involves accidentally seeing an old relative, in-law, or strange aged person nude showing stretch marks, wrinkles, birthmarks, body hair and drooping body parts.
I just had an antorgasm, when I accidentally walked into the unlocked bathroom and saw your aunt Millie changing into her large bathing suit-I don't think I can eat again for at least a week.
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