Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

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ain't bigger than a minute

a person male or female who is small, skinny, frail, waif like, tiny, slim and usually sports no booty. Also looks hungry most of the time.

"That girl needs a sandwich, she ain't bigger than a minute"

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coonin'

mostly done by black folks, this is the artful skill of driving an automobile whilst leaning back as far as possible in your seat, oftentimes giving the impression that one cannot see over the dashboard. white boys often try this maneuver, but make fools of themselves.

"Damn, look at that fool thinks he's coonin' in his fine ride"

"Dumb white boy, he's leanin' back so far, looks like he's sittin' on a bucket"

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G Phone

Stands for Ghetto phone. The available "free" phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can't afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can't pay full price for a new one). The G-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception--is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.

"Man, I lost my blackberry, so now I gotta use this G phone until I can get an upgrade."

"Can you hear me now?"

Ghetto Phone

Also called G phone. The available "free" phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can't afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can't pay full price for a new one). The G-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception--is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.

"Man, I lost my blackberry, so now I gotta use this ghetto phone until I can get an upgrade."

"Can you hear me now?"

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Where your car at?

Not necessarily asking about an automobile, this phrase is simply asking "where are you?" or "what are you doing?" similar to "where do you stay at" or "what up?" Often used when answering the phone, instead of saying "hello."

RING..RING.."Hey, where your car at?"

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she offered her honor, he honored her offer

a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.

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