pedobyte

The slang way to define the word petabyte. Usually refereed to as this because of its phonetics, making it sound like "pedo" rather than "peta"

Guy 1: OMG lol i just filled up my hard drive
Guy 2: Dont you have a pedobyte?
Guy 1: Dont you mean petabyte
Guy 2: Whatever.

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Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

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