Orm

The name Orm, originating from the Latin base word ormni vio, meaning to be irresistible, is a name bestowed on few and deserved by even fewer. Keeping to their Latin roots, Orms have a horrible tendency to make you want them when they aren’t yours, and make it virtually impossible to stay away, despite good intentions. Though at one time believed to refer to an ignorant young Englishman, true scholars now insist that the name more likely refers to one who is first-rate, gnarly, rad, recherché, splendid, sterling, stupendous, and super-eminent. When one is interacting with an Orm they should take great caution, as Orms have the ability to make even the most intelligent girl babble uncontrollably, lose control of sane behavior, and occasionally even physically drool. Though many are initially distracted by his astounding wit, endearing charm, and intimidating good looks, those who truly get to know an Orm discover his two biggest flaws… his tendency to hide in a closet when faced by angry, water-ballooned, large, men, and most of all his propensity to make one fall entirely in love with him before they can even see what hit them.

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