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A middle aged white woman whom is entitled and think they are the smart when they say hola in the italian resturant and ask for the manager when they don't serve sushi.
Bro 1: bro I have to pee
Bro 2: just pee anywhere bro the world is your toilet
*bro 1 pees into bro 2's mouth*
bro 2: bro wtf
bro1: your my world bro
Colonel sanders: what in the hot krispy kentuckey fried fuck
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Gather 5-7 boys(or girls that can squirt) and gather them around one biscuit and proceed to cum all over it and the last person to cum/ or cant cum must eat the biscuit. P.S you can only masturbate to the pussy's and dicks around you. This is mostly a new English practice because they are the only retarded ass bitches who still use the word biscuit.
Hey James, me Sally Kim Jordan Pete Mike and I are going to play soggy biscuit if you want to join us
soggy biscuit is what james Charles want to do with straight guys, also, he's the biscuit
Kim Kardashian
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When your watching porn and your mom comes home and the computer freezes
I was panicking so bad last night.
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When your moms not home and your watching porn in incognito mode and she just came home and your computer freezes.
Oh bro last nite I panicked so hard I got in huge trouble.
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