real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

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shaggy horse

Another euphemism, very old in English, for the male genitalia.

My wife rode the shaggy horse 'til it puked.

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felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

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cumbelcher

one who belches up cum, usually lots of it

those banff chicks are all cumbelchers

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Furbert

A person, usually a man, that is erotically involved or fixated on teddy bears. This is considered to be a fetish.

The furbert had a field day in the stuffed animal section and got the nickname in jail as "Diddle-Me-Elmo".

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Slider

A person who travels through a wormhole to alterante but parallel universes.

Quinn Mallory was the orignial slider. he was from San Fransico. He got killed by a rabid moneky with a laser gun.

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schmeggy

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma

the milk went all schmeggy