fareed

best friend of deepa who is sooo cool.
always there wen u need him and always understanding.Will never leave deepa.he loves deepa and deepa loves fareed and no1 will ever break their friendship.

"did u see fareed??" --- "i wish i had a bestfriend like him!"

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wazzer

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

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Furball

A Furbert orgy. An freakish lifestyle group.

I just finished picking out the pink lint from my crack from last night's Furball.

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rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

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shit eating

To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.

after that gummer i had a shit eating grin

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whore nugget

A sexual infection, or sore, growth, etc. on one's penis, or genitals

I woke up after that packer party with a massive whore nugget on my dick.

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eat shit and live

eat shit and live.. that way you have to taste it.
just another pleasantry for the people you care most about.

Eat shit and live, you vegan waste of space...

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