Peter

This kid is fuckin hilarious. All of his friends find him extremely funny, but others may not and find him annoying. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, and sometimes has a birthmark. He isn't the tallest, but he damn well ain't short. He's not very athletic but can be if he needs to be. He gets bullied by some dickheads who are jealous.

Lao: Who's that?
Dave: That's my friend Peter
Lao: He looks like a neek
Dave: Nah, he's the best