Inhebriated

The word that results when inebriated people attempt to spell the word inebriated, but end up throwing in an 'H' for no particular reason.

I was so inebriated that I tried to spell 'inebriated' and it came out as inhebriated.

pulling a google translate

When the sarcastic friend in the group is done with your bullshit.

“Jordann is pulling a google translate on me.”