squared

squared means sorted, done, completed, roger, ok,

that the job has been done and all is ok

A squaddie telling someone what to do and the other person sayin back it's all squared sgt

sgt: John have you sorted out the wounded personel over there in the RTA (road traffic acciendent)

John: yes sgt, it's all been squared

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shark watch

simple really, it's someone who keeps an eye out for his friends/mates/buddies etc on a night out down town

12 lads go out down town, while one lad will be choosen to stay sober, his job, is to keep an eye on things and notice anything that could go wrong, to either tell the group to leave and go to the next bar or stop it before it happens.

Don't worry, everyone has there turn, plus side, who ever is on shark watch gets his cokes free all night :-)

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badmin

badmin is used towards someone who's adminstration is up his arse, all over the place

Bad Admin

Simon: hey, come on kris, get your crap together and lets go
Kris: where's my beret, ffs, where's my keys
Beenie: Kris come on, we are going to be late man,
Simon: God come on Badmin
Beenie: yea, come on Badmin
Kris: FFS this is bollocks...

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NOSH

Maybe sometimes looked at as a blowjob/oral sex

Husband says: any chance of a Nosh dear

Wife replies: No Nosh

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