Monkey Paw

Marijuana that is laced with a powerful, unkown substance. It endows the individual with abilities such as, being able to consume large ammounts of multiple shots of varied and extremely high quality liquor. As well, Sylvester Stallone movies can be viewed while in this state.

"Dude, we got messed up on some monkey paw! Yeah, we drank alot of liquor& were still ok; and then for some reason we went and saw that horrible Stallone movie!"

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furfucksake

An expression in reaction to something either bad or highly surprising.
Also used for added emphasis.
Often used by highly agitated Scots or Irish.

"Furfucksake! Can you be any slower with my beer!"
"Furfucksake! She told me it was alright, en then she goes& has a fit anyway!"

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Flurkey

To be etherial, non-corporeal. Implications of elusiveness& mischevious intents.

Man, was that whole lecture "flurkey"

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townie

People who grew up and live in any town, village, or city with a college or university.
Usually their only employment is something that overcharges students. Otherwise, they are drunk, or make/ smoke meth, have many children& are prone to beating homosexuals and leaving them to die outside the afore-mentioned town.

"Getta load of that nasty townie broad! I bet she has 4 kids and 6 guys payin child support!"

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monkeyass

A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.

"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"

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stuckin foned

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

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