Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".
"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."
"OFFS"
When two guys acknowledge masturbating to the same porn star.
Similar to eskimo brothers, but in the form of masturbation.
Man 1: "Have you ever seen my girl Nikki Benz? She can get it!"
Man 2: "Funny you mention that, I just cleaned the pipes watching her get pounded out last night."
Man 1: "I guess that makes us webskimo brothers."