Nathan

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.

Do you see that thing running towards us?

Oh no…Is that?

It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-

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