roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

brentwood school

deflates grades and wants their students to fail or be depressed. the teachers and students complain about everything.

college counselour: "why is your GPA bad?"
Brentwood student: "I go to Brentwood school"