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Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.
My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.
A low dollar alcohol purchase when you are desperate to get drunk but you don't have any money, generally tastes so bad you would think you were drinking it directly from someone's butthole.
I reached a new low today - Had to use the change in the sofa cushions and buy a pint of Butthole Bourbon just to get a buzz. I really need a job.
An affectionate term used to describe the "Ultimate Cheese" branded snacks that you get from Kroger stores. They are unlike anything man has ever experienced.
"Yo baby, what's up?"..."not much, hun...just sitting on the couch watching a movie with a bag of Cheesy Balls of Wonderment. Life is gooood."
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To imitate in an extremely authentic manner various fart sounds by creating an airtight seal on your partner's neck...usually performed shortly after both parties have experienced an orgasm as a comic relief to the utter seriousness of the sexual act that just took place.
While this can be performed while not involved in sexual activity, it is usually more successful during sex as you are able to pick the most unexpected moment to strike.
Last night after several hours of sex with my girl, I decided to trip her up with a gigantic Neck Fart.
It sounded so lifelike and disgusting, you could almost taste the butt funk wafting through the air.
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A piece of crap range, either gas or electric that is on the very slowest end of the pricing scale and is generally very poor quality. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord.
"Hey steve, were you able to cook dinner for your girlfriend last night?"..."Hell no, the elements are burned out in my crappy ass ghetto range again. I just need to get a new one becuase I will never get any ass if I don't replace it soon."
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