mysexual

someone that is attracted to himself (herself).

Jake: Hey cutie, you want your dick sucked?
Jake: Uhhhhh...gross?
Jake: OHHHH I see, you're playing hard to get. C'mon don't be shy....
Brendan (Jake's older brother): Jake, stop flirting with yourself. You need to get over this mysexual stage, I mean you've had a crush on yourself since the third grade.

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