gucci piggy

The name for that type of materialistic dumbass who is obsessed with brand names and labels to the point that they will blindly buy all the crap that is in fashion just so they can be seen to wear the brand name, no matter what it looks like or costs.

Gucci Piggy: "Check out my new skirt, it cost like 5 thousand pounds"
"Normal Person" but its made outta horse shit and spit?
"Gucci Piggy "yeah but its a Gucci.

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Cashew Butter

The film of sweaty slime that collects on the gooch.

I slid my fingers under his balls and the cashew butter was as thick as icing.

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