Random
Source Code
Random
A bowl that you stick your cock in and heat up in the microwave on high heat for 30 seconds (or until defrosted).
My dick is getting hella cold, so I need to stick it in a ramekin.
9👍 4👎
When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.
Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!