stankbargle

verb "stank-bar-gull"
1. To take something that clearly doesn't belong to you, while in view of its actual owner.
2. Stankbarlger: "A dirty, miserly person that steal in plain sight".

"Yo, don't stankbargle my fries!","I',m tired of John stankbargling my bitches","Someone stankbargled my stuff"

canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."