martyna

she is a pretty girl. i dont know why she covers her face up in every photo taken of her. she has long brown hair thats always tied back in a ponytail, shiny brown eyes and freckles spotted all over her face. she didnt zip her coat up even in the freezing cold. i know she has a crush on me because one of my friends told me and i dont know how to feel. shes really nice and you can trust her with anything though.

person 1: i think martyna wrote a valentine for me

person 2: i think she did too

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andrew tate

a bald egg that constantly flexes his nonexistent riches and cars, abuses women, makes you pay for a shit university that doesnt teach anything, and is a wanker. he also has small dick energy, as said by greta thunberg (slayberg). he was arrested by romanian police but released because he offered one of the officials a bugatti (there are complaints that he never gave the bugatti and is now being hunted down).

person 1: hey did you hear how andrew tate got roasted by greta thunberg
person 2: oh you mean greta slayberg? yeah i giggled at that so much
person 1: almost pissed myself but he definitely has small dick energy and totally need to get a life

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