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A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.
Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.
Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
An app or browser extension that has rendered knowing how to spell obsolete.
Person 1: I cant spell insert word here. Can you help?
You: Are you dumb? Just use Grammarly.
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literally the best comeback to anything.
Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e