Emmo

A homeschooler's "emo". A play on words referring to the style of music and more appropriately the emotional expression. Homeschoolers usually switch to emmo mode when popular public schoolers are in the vicinity.

Chad(Public Schooler): Hey, look at Herbert. He thinks he's so emo.

Herbert(Homeschooler): *Attempts to sweep combover over eyes*

Brian(Public Schooler #2) He's not emo. He's emmo.

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Throwing in the bowel

Referring to "throwing in the towel", this is when you really have to take a dump, and when you just can't wait any longer, you throw in the bowel, giving up on your body, and taking a crap in your pants.

Oh, when I took all those laxatives, I was in the middle of a meeting. I couldn't take it any longer, so I did the old 'throwing in the bowel' routine.

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