Yote

(verb)

1. To strap someone to a table fully naked, shave their stomach hair off, and then pour pastrami all over their bare, naked stomach. Similar to getting sauced on, (get sauced on) but more specific.

2. To destroy someone in a computer game so hard that it is similar to them getting cold pastrami sauce poured over their belly.

*Two Girls talking*
"Hey how did that date go last night?"
"Oh it was good... he took me to his apartment and then yoted me..."
"Oooh how nice ;)"

*Angry gamer pwning a lvl 1. Crook*
"HA! Get yoted on n00b!"

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Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."