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Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.
Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.
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Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.
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