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One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.
A tick, parasite or louse.
Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!
Someone who is smitten Labrador Retrievers and is convinced Labs are the best companion a person can have and sees their dog(s) as family members not pets.
I am such a labradork, my dog rides in my Benz and sleeps in my bed.
To be so into ones phone that you are oblivious to the world, conversation, TV, lover whatever is going on around you.
Usually presents in millennials with iPhones.
Jeff was so enphoned that he missed the whole night. "Did you see how he almost walked into that car," "God, he loves that iPhone more that life..."
A stinker Pig is the best companion you could ever have, a dog that looks like the most delicous amimal of all - the pig. Can you get a Stinker Pig? No man, you can't BUT you might already have one. IN simple terms a needy, loving, stinky compation on four legs; a gift from the universe when you need it the most. Good luck Stinkewr Pigs are RARE
You are not lucky enough to have a Stinker Pig in your midst, that is just a good dog; better luck next time.
The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.