bauer

the best dog in the whole world

everyone agrees bauer is the best

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aslp

age/sex/location/picture
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window

48yodude254:Hey I'm a hot sexy bitch aslp
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha

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anthony ho

a guy who likes being called a ho

yesterday i saw a ho at the std clinic

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my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

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boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

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ganktify

to smash, hit, or destroy something with much force

(playing baseball) gangtify that ball garrett!
(past tense) oh man you gangtified that ball!

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Kablamo Method

A technique used to defeat opponents in a contest or game.

Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown

Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.

Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12

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