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there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer
have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome
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Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.
Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.
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(Verb)
1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.
2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.
Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"
2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
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To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place
yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin
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The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.
wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.
You sure bauered that math test.
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The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.
My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.
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A profusely annoying teacher with a large, hairy mole and an knack for giving too much work.
Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
Bauer gave me detention today becasue I refused to turn in my notebook.
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