chopped and screwed

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

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zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

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