jaimee

the second coolest mofo in town. sneezes and teleports to the other side of the couch, with the help of video editors, of course. force feeds salt and vinegar chips and thinks caitlins hair looks like a vagina. is also known as edward cullen, but only in her mind. hates the color pink, but still wears it. finds burping and farting in slow motion extremely amusing. starts beanie mofo chats. wants caitlins mom to make her a cape with GIRRRRRR on it. her life and birthday was based around twilight. has gotten kicked out of stickam chats 13 times for having using fake hobo teeth, and best of all punched caitlin in her vagina.

jaimee mofo ima hit you with my pixie stick, and i don't fuckin care if that sounds dirty!!

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