doing a fucking fidgits

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

Vaginal Ghoul Rat

A Vaginal Ghoul Rat is the spirit of a rat that lives on in an overweight woman's vagina, leading to an almighty stench.

Ah man, what's that God-awful smell??

Hey that's just Firkin's Vaginal Ghoul Rat kicking out a stink - it's the summer you know.

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