chornography

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.

Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"

choreplay

The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to win sexual favor from one's significant other.

Pickles: "Last night my husband made dinner AND set the table AND cleaned up the kitchen. THEN he started a load of laundry!"

Juanita: "Girrrrl, nothing gets me in the mood like some righteous choreplay!"

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