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Women from Russia that think everyone is skinny, even if you're 50 pounds overweight.
Russian Woman: You are too skinny!
Her son: I weigh 300 pounds. and i'm in 4th grade.
Russian Women: Eat these piroshkis i made for you
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the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.
Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!
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The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.
the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
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It's disgusting to think that people believe warren jeffs is a prophet. This child rapist/polygamist deserves every second of jail time he gets.
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A somewhat small city that feels big because of its diversity in race, sexual orientation, age, etc. Also where 4.5 out of every 10 people you meet will be high on either pot or heroin, and it is illegal to sit down on sidewalks for some stupid reason.
GO 9ERS!!!!!
San Francisco:
Latinos on the east side, Asians on the west,
gays, whites, and rich old people fill up all the rest.
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A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.