guillermo

Funniest mexican guy on TV!
Jimmy Kimmel Parking Lot Security
So cute! He's like a teddy bear! has interview mega stars and done funny skits with the likes of matt damon and edward norton!

"Matt Damion Matt Damion!!!"
lmao how guillermo says matt damon

"ju wanna a shot of tequila"
-guillermo said that to a mess of people at the emmys!
he took shots 21 celebs!

guillermo for the win!!!!

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USC

University of Stupid Children
University of Second Choice
University of South Central (ghetto ass neighborhood)
University of Social Connections
University of Sucking Cock!!!!

Q: What do USC students and UCLA students have in common?

A: They both got into USC

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The Sandlot

Awesome movie with awesome music set in the early 1960's in the San Fernando Valley :)

from IMDB:
Scotty Smalls moves to a new neighborhood with his mom and stepdad, and wants to learn to play baseball. The neighborhood baseball guru Rodriquez takes Smalls under his wing, and soon he's part of the local baseball buddies. They fall into adventures involving baseball, treehouse sleep-ins, the desirous lifeguard at the local pool, the snooty rival ball team, and the travelling fair. Beyond the fence at the back of the sandlot menaces a legendary ball-eating dog called The Beast, and the kids inevitably must deal with him.

The Sandlot is the greatest movie in the world!!!

"you're killing me smalls"
"you play ball like a girl!!!"
"is that your sister out there on left field...naked?"
THE GREAT BAMBINO

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