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Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010


Beer Finger

A viable excuse for misspelling words when texting.

Sorry, I meant to say, I want to shop not sh*t. I must have Beer Finger.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

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