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Cape Henry Collegiate

A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!

Hey is there any place where you don't have any rights of any kind?

Yeah... Cape Henry Collegiate

by canInoo February 2, 2019

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Gluttin

The red neck version of gluten

There any gluttin in that pasta?

by canInoo February 7, 2019

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Virginia Beach

Virginia Beach is a very populated city, but we can't forget about the outskirts of town. If you are traveling to Va beach you might want to bring your passport if you are interested in exploring pungo... its a whole new country out there. Be careful you might encounter a lot of ignorance because in the past, Virginia Beach has been ranked the 3rd most conservative city in the NATION. yes the entire NATION. If you go to the beach head towards the northend, that's where you can find the locals. Don't be surprised if every girl looks the same, that's just how it works. BUT be careful CURFEW is 11:00 PM. Lastly, if you go there to go swimming in the ocean then get ready for some brown, dirt, ugly ass non-waves. Hey but at least Virginia Beach is a little relevant... if we exclude pungo.

person: Aw congrats on your new baby! Where did you guys buy a house?
New mom: Oh in Virginia Beach! We couldn't decide on the Great Neck area or the Little Neck area but we found the perfect house in Alanton!

by canInoo February 2, 2019

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