BGS

BGS is a chronic and lifelong aliment that impacts exclusively women and young girls. It stands for Beautiful Girl Syndrome. Beautiful Girl Syndrome can be cured with plastic surgery, a bad attitude and artificially dyed hair. BGS affects thousands of women every year. Symptoms may include: being checked out by members of all genders, being hit on frequently, people doing favours for you or just being nice in general, and high amounts of likes & favourites on social media accounts.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but this might be the worst case of BGS I have ever seen in my 25 years of practice"
Beautiful Girl: "oh my goodness"

sunset call

Like a booty call but with the intention of seeing a sunset.

Female: hey you wanna go see the sunset?
Guy to his boys: damn this bitch just sent me a sunset call, she's tryna get this dick.

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fag bash

Practice performed by closet homosexuals to feel superior and to forget about their homosexuality. It involves beating up gays because they are gay. The people who perform fag bashes fall on the lower-end of the I.Q. and will probably never see a woman naked.

Chad: "I just fag bashed this guy, dude"
Me: "Please kill yourself you scum of society. You will never amount to anything"

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