Han-grage

When you are way beyond hangry. A ravenous hunger fueled by rage because you had to wait an insane amount of time to eat.

I was so hungry, I began to experience a han-grage the likes of which I have never felt before.

squish-ue

The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.

That squish-ue was so gross!!

Shiteral

When you are in the middle of a figurative shit show and human shit literally becomes involved.

Yesterday was shiterally the worst day ever.