iPod

Mp3 player created by Steve Jobs. Price gets higher as product gets smaller. Has way too much space that never actually gets used.

Guy 1: Hey, check out my new iPod! It cost me $400!
Guy 2: Damn, that thing is tiny! Check mine out, it cost $200!
Guy 1: Woah, what a fatass iPod!

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Tien

That one guy from Dragonball Z that has an extra third eye on his forehead.

Girl 1: Like OMG Tien was totally checking me out with his third eye!

Girl 2: Ugh, you lucky biatch!

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ear orgy

That really good feeling you get in your ears when you listen to awesome music.

OMG I was listening to School Boy Humor yesterday and I got an ear orgy.

tom

That one guy who always appears first on your myspace friends list. Most people will delete him. Loners will keep him, for they have no actual friends to add. If it wasn't for him, that one girl who comitted suicide because of her fake online boyfriend would still be alive right now.

Loner girl (commenting Tom's profile): lyk omg tom! did u kno ur on my top 5??? comment me back pls!

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Nike

Child labor

Guy 1: Check out my new Nike shoes! They were made by underpaid little children!

Guy 2: That's awesome! I should go buy some!

Guy 1: Yay! BFFS for life!!!

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