orgasmic piss

A orgasmic piss is similar to a peegasm it is when you finally take a piss after holding it in for an extended period of time i.e. a long trip, waiting for an end of a movie or having to finish something and just can’t get away. The feeling makes your legs weak, you feel good all over and you can’t think of anything but what is happing at that moment.

Alex "Where is Joe?"
Les "He went to the restroom he had to piss real badly."
Alex "Well I hope that teaches him not to have a Large Drink after we leave that last restroom for 40 miles."
3 Minutes later
Les “Joe feeling any better?”
Joe “Yep just had the best orgasmic piss ever.”

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KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

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Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

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peegasm

A peegasm is when you finally take a piss after holding it in for an extended period of time i.e. a long trip, waiting for an end of a movie or having to finish something and just can’t get away. The feeling makes your legs weak, you feel good all over and you can’t think of anything but what is happing at that moment.

Alex "Where is Joe?"
Les "He went to the restroom he had to piss real badly."
Alex "Well I hope that teaches him not to have a Large Drink after we leave that last restroom for 40 miles."
3 Minutes later
Les “Joe feeling any better?”
Joe “Yep just had the best peegasm ever.”

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WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

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yenos

It is the combination of the words yes and no.

Person One: did you take the last cookie yes or no.
Person Two: Yenos.

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menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.

I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.

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