chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

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heightist

A person who only dates people within a certain height range.

Skylar whined about the inherent misogyny in the "no fat chicks" bumper sticker she saw on the back of a pick-up truck, but didn't see the irony of having a 5' 11" minimum height requirement on her dating profile. She's a blatant heightist.

marriage

Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.

After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.

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